Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I'm blacklisted amongst our local Joviesmostly because the last time they rang the doorbell I presented them with 9 sides of notes on why the leaflet they left me with last time - Why you can trust the Bible - wasn't worth the paper it was printed on.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43,
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An ex colleague of mine greeted 2 of them in his dressing gown and invited them in to discuss whatever it was they had Witnessed.When they all sat down he pressed Play on the DVD player and then engaged them in conversation. Apparently Lesbian porn isn't a suitable backdrop to a discussion about Witnessing Jehova so they made their exit.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:47,
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They believe that the Bible's literally true (or at least as much as the Watchtower tells them to believe)so, pretty much fish in a barrel.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:55,
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