Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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No no.He got a potato clock - it sounds like "He got up at eight o'clock."
He didn't eat the clock - how could someone possibly eat a clock?! That's ridiculous!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:26,
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Did he go to the dentist at Two thirty?(
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:45,
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No,because his alarm was set for 8 o'clock so he missed his appointment.God. Read the posts before you comment.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:20,
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I've actually heard this joke somewhere before and I think the farmer got up at 9 o'clock.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:45,
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