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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Farmyard filth.
In this world, there are many wonderful things one can seek out to find enlightenment. There are so many sources of inspiration. So many new avenues of knowledge to peruse in order to gain self-fulfilment.

However, personally, I like writing poems about fucking pigs (up the arse). And yes, I did enjoy the first episode of Black Mirror.

Piglet’s Little Curler

I Think of You

Pig Raping

The Seventeenth Amish Vivarium Meniscus

Etiquete (my personal favorite)

From my other "nom de 'net": redhotpig.
(, Sat 26 May 2012, 10:12, 4 replies)
LOL!
Fucking pigs up the arse! That is sooo something "normal" people don't do, so this tooootally proves you aren't normal.

Oh, you wacky fucker, you. No way are you a tedious 18-year old who's just discovered what offends normals. NO WAY!

Hey, think about this, it'll blow your mind: what if the Solar System is an atom, and the Earth is an electron? THINK ABOUT IT, DUDE!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 27 May 2012, 3:44, closed)
I've found most 'normal' people
to be miserable talentless sarcastic wankers, devoid of wit and humour. I like the way that you prove that you are no exception to that.
(, Sun 27 May 2012, 17:59, closed)
You spelt etiquette wrong...

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:39, closed)
What can I say?
It's an imperfect world!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 7:34, closed)

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