Either that or you find a bit of field that's free from clods, stubble, insects, thistles, animal poo, etc.
I can't say I've ever had any problems boffing the better half in the great outdoors...and I'd thoroughly recommend it to any b3ta chaps who haven't yet taken their ladies for a weekend in the country, as in my experience a bit of al-fresco shagging is exactly what she's got in mind anyway.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:44, 2 replies)

Sounds like a great idea... what's your Mrs' phone number?
/obvious but I couldn't help myself
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:17, closed)

Hahaha

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:16, closed)

you might end up telling me to flock off
and I don't want to bleat on

the lanolin bit obviously missed you then?

Baaaaa nevermind
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:51, closed)

Well obviously I don't have a great experience in that area
In fact, if it wasn't for wikipedia's helpful This article is about the sheep grease, I'd still assume it was something to do with cricket
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:19, closed)