Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Not great, I suspectI remember being told a story years ago by my boss of when he'd dealt with a farm in Iran. It was very gruesome and involved a man with his arm up to the shoulder in some sort of whirring death machine and shouting "My arm's in the machine, don't turn it on!".
The other guy only heard the last three words, and did as he was told. My boss arrived on the scene a couple of minutes later and said he never heard screams like that before or since O_o
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