cute and tasty!
I bought some really cute one-day old goslings and hand reared them with my children. They were incredibly cute and also utterly convinced I was their mum. If I sat down in the garden they'd come over and cuddle up.

Then I killed and ate them. They were delicious!
(teasus likes tea, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:20, 11 replies)

Did you force mashed grain down their gullets for the final few weeks?
They fucking love that. They love it so much that they turn their own livers into a big buttery present for you. That's true love.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:22, closed)

nah they were big enough anyway
and my evil ex-wife threw the livers away when I wasn't looking. grrr
(teasus likes tea, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:36, closed)

When you say "ex" I hope you mean that you killed her rather than divorced her.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:08, closed)

I bet you well enjoyed thumping out that poo after

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:23, closed)

vegetarianism
if vegetarianism is evolutions way... so why is meat so tasty?
(fucknugget the third, Tue 29 May 2012, 4:08, closed)

this
although if you're going to eat meat I reckon you should be prepared to kill and eat an animal at least once.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:00, closed)

Actually, I would be willing to do this.
I've just not yet had the opportunity. But if I did it I would do so in the most humane way possible, and think about the animal as I dressed the carcass. I would be quite comfortable with that.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 29 May 2012, 13:28, closed)

I eat worms
I'm not very popular as result, I could sing a song about it but won't.
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:17, closed)

You'd be dressing it in silk stockings to fuck it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 May 2012, 19:09, closed)

Fair enough.
pearoast.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:13, closed)

Yes,
but what happened to the goslings?
(salvadorevincent, Tue 29 May 2012, 16:13, closed)