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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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A stroll in the country
with my new girlfriend, a sunny day, a field of lush green grass, I tumbled my sweetheart down, ripped off her panties and was pleasantly surprised at the effort she was putting in; squeaking and a-wriggling 'til she managed to tell me her arse and lady parts were also receiving attention from a patch of stinging nettles.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:40, 5 replies)
Ah - nettles.
I'll never forget watching my dad fall into a patch, dressed only in tiny 1980s shorts.

Or rather the sound of him after having fallen into them.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:25, closed)
I did that once. Whilst wearing only a pair of swimming trunks I pushed a wheelbarrow deep into a sea of nettles and stood in it to have a good look around. It fell over.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:03, closed)

I only recently experiences stinging nettles. I ran into a batch while riding my friend's electric scooter. They whipped across my left ankle.

I pulled over and taught the locals a few new Anglo-Saxon phrases, I fear...
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:00, closed)
Go on, own up....
...you were actually trying to rape a stranger.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:20, closed)

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:32, closed)

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