A stroll in the country
with my new girlfriend, a sunny day, a field of lush green grass, I tumbled my sweetheart down, ripped off her panties and was pleasantly surprised at the effort she was putting in; squeaking and a-wriggling 'til she managed to tell me her arse and lady parts were also receiving attention from a patch of stinging nettles.
(Draino, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:40, 5 replies)

Ah - nettles.
I'll never forget watching my dad fall into a patch, dressed only in tiny 1980s shorts.

Or rather the sound of him after having fallen into them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:25, closed)

I did that once. Whilst wearing only a pair of swimming trunks I pushed a wheelbarrow deep into a sea of nettles and stood in it to have a good look around. It fell over.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:03, closed)

I only recently experiences stinging nettles. I ran into a batch while riding my friend's electric scooter. They whipped across my left ankle.

I pulled over and taught the locals a few new Anglo-Saxon phrases, I fear...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 29 May 2012, 14:00, closed)

Go on, own up....
...you were actually trying to rape a stranger.
(Barnetboy, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:20, closed)

cousin

(Draino, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:32, closed)