Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Rules:1. The kitchen in the farmhouse must be big enough to have - and must have in it - an old, battered sofa.
2. The farmer must have an old, retired sheep dog.
3. Milk in the morning must be fresh and warm from the cow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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And a jolly, buxom farmer's wife with ruddy cheeks.. ....whose 20 year old daughter wears tight red and white check gingham shirts, top two buttons undone to show a hint of tanned tit flesh as she leans forward to pour your tea, because you are after all, a travelling salesman.
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Ken Oath, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41,
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I'm sure I've seen this film...(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, closed)
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