
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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so I this touches a raw nerve.
But seriously, I know of one bloke who married his cousin - very well-to-do family who didn't want outsider blood diluting their gene pool. Both of them are lawyers. With pale skinned sickly children. Cruel but true.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 8:14, 2 replies)

The Windsors, the Romanovs, the Hapsburgs, the Saxe-Coburg Gothas........
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 8:37, closed)

The lyons, the quentins, the battereds.
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But then you'd all be on Centerlink payments!
Too racist?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, closed)

Don't ever use the phrase 'Abos", even in jest. They know a thousand-fold about Australia above and beyond what the average 9th generation Australian convict-stock farmer could ever claim to know.
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