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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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I'm Tasmanian
so I this touches a raw nerve.

But seriously, I know of one bloke who married his cousin - very well-to-do family who didn't want outsider blood diluting their gene pool. Both of them are lawyers. With pale skinned sickly children. Cruel but true.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:14, 2 replies)
Lots of families marry their cousins!
The Windsors, the Romanovs, the Hapsburgs, the Saxe-Coburg Gothas........
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:37, closed)
True.
And the evidence speaks for itself.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:40, closed)
Some marry their siblings!
The lyons, the quentins, the battereds.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:05, closed)
Aren't the Turtles a noble family?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:17, closed)
We fell from grace. :-(

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:23, closed)
Tumbled down the crevasse?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:43, closed)
Only when pushed Ringo, only when pushed.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:04, closed)
You guys would have had a wider gene pool if you hadn't killed all the abos.
But then you'd all be on Centerlink payments!



Too racist?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, closed)
Mate,
Don't ever use the phrase 'Abos", even in jest. They know a thousand-fold about Australia above and beyond what the average 9th generation Australian convict-stock farmer could ever claim to know.
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