I've recently moved out to the countryside from a fairly large city
I'm a pretty gregarious guy, so I was introducing myself to the locals in the pub when one guy said "Come over here and meet my wife, my cousin and my sister".
There was only one woman there.

coat/veal etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:42, 7 replies)

Badum tiiiiish.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:09, closed)

This joke is almost as old and shit as your mother.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:45, closed)

That comment should be..
...As DEAD and shit as your mother. Other than that, a fair appraisal of the joke.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:53, closed)

OK then.
This joke is almost as old and shit and dead as your mother.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:58, closed)

Y'see! Isn't that better.
I do hate to see a comment runined (sic) by non-adherence to the facts!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40, closed)

Well...
...keeps things pretty simple.

Lots of things, like offspring.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:53, closed)

The joke I've posted immediately above yours...
...is a DIRECT result of you inspiring me :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:55, closed)