My friend moved to a remote farm in Wales
He'd had enough of the rat race so he sold up and got out.

After a couple of weeks his nearest neighbour came to introduce himself - he lived on the next farm, which was four miles away.

"Having a bit of a party next weekend, thought I'd invite you" he said.

My mate accepted, and thanked him for the invite.

"Better warn you though, it usually gets rowdy. There'll be a lot of drinking, gambling, swearing and fighting. Might even be some sex too"

"Ah, that's okay I'm a grown up now" said my mate. "What shall I wear?"

"Whatever you like" the neighbour shrugged "It's only gonna be the two of us"


athangayou, athangayou

*runs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:54, 4 replies)

Excellent
An oldie but goody
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:02, closed)

Needs more sheep.
*runs & hides, sniggering*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 10:05, closed)

wheezy smoker's genuine laugh.

( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:12, closed)

Ha ha!...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 31 May 2012, 10:13, closed)