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Rotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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Fancy dress party last year, the theme was the letter "S"
So I went as a St. Trinian's school girl.

Too much effort went into this, but shopping for cheap women's clothing in Primark with a legitimate reason was quite an experience. Pencil mini skirt, hold up stockings, shaved legs, blouse with the St. T emblem, St. T tie, "Head Girl" badge, hockey stick, cheap wig, false eye lashes, nail varnish, lots of make up, and a huge red lacy bra - 40 D, but how to fill it? A quick search found me various cross-dressing, drag and transvestite sites and a solution. Two legs from a pair of tights, each filled with about an pound and half of red lentils. Gave a nice weight, a little firm perhaps, but a cracking bust. At the party I was definitely the one with the best tits.



And yes. I did enjoy dressing as a woman - not least because of the tremendous feeling of freedom from wearing stockings and a short skirt. It was a great party, and I got very, very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:27, 9 replies)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:40, closed)
I prefer stubble.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 21:02, closed)

Definitely a ten-pinter.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:42, closed)
Fair comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:38, closed)
You look like Jon Culshaw.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 20:56, closed)
Not sure who should be most offended by that comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:50, closed)

Actually, I think genuinely obvious drag like this tends to be a good way to impress the ladies.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 7:12, closed)
On noes.
I have a funny feeling in my trousers.

Think I'll watch the football this weekend.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:36, closed)
that's a smashing blouse you're wearing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 12:47, closed)

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