Dressing UpRotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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I always have a back up plan.Every party or night out involving fancy dress I go in jeans and a shirt. "What have you come as then?" Someone always asks.
"Comfortable man!" I reply in my best superhero voice.
"But you were Comfortable man last year."
"Fine. I'm Bloke Who Won't Look Like A Bell End Going Home In The Early Hours Of The Morning."
People always look at their costume with a slighly embarrassed look on their face when I say that.
My friend wears a suit and goes as a teacher. At least I'm imaginative.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:34, 6 replies)
People like you always ruin my parties(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:33,
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People like you never invite me to parties.'Sad Face'
(, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 17:41, closed)
You remind me of my friendat Beautiful Days this year she was I'm Not Playing This Game Girl
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:32,
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it was hardly difficult to opt out of, to be fair...(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:03,
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Thing is...looking like a bellend going home in the early hours of the morning is part of the fun.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:34, closed)
I find thatIt's more fun trying to come up with creative ways of not dressing up. Not Playing The Game Girl being a new one to me. See? Fun!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:25, closed)
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