Dressing Up
Rotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.
( , Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
Rotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.
( , Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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A while back
I went to a fancy dress as Frank Spencer. No not that one, the one off the telly.
Piece of piss really. One beret, one tank-top, one set of bicycle clips.
A friend commended me on the nice touch of wearing odd socks and having the tank top inside out and back to front "...what...erm...yeah...I thought it would add to the effect." I responded, while on the inside I wondered if I'd ever be able to dress myself properly.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:56, 1 reply)
I went to a fancy dress as Frank Spencer. No not that one, the one off the telly.
Piece of piss really. One beret, one tank-top, one set of bicycle clips.
A friend commended me on the nice touch of wearing odd socks and having the tank top inside out and back to front "...what...erm...yeah...I thought it would add to the effect." I responded, while on the inside I wondered if I'd ever be able to dress myself properly.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:56, 1 reply)
If anyone doesn't recognise your outfit
make things clear by roller skating under an articulated lorry...
( , Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:04, closed)
make things clear by roller skating under an articulated lorry...
( , Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:04, closed)
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