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Rotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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No photos exist, unfortunately
My sister attended the 1987 World Sci-Fi convention, which was here in Brighton, dressed as Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI. She made a startlingly realistic third tit, from a white balloon filled with red jelly, and a three-cup bra, which was worn under a cleverly made cut-away top which hid the "join", but still exposed acres of flesh, both real and faked.

Now she's a big girl, endowed with a generous quantity of what Derek and Clive referred to as "Busty Substances", and it's safe to say that the costumes which her husband and I wore, as her bodyguards, got very little attention...
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:44, 9 replies)
dude, why are you going on about your sister's tits so much?

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:58, closed)
to be fair.
He might just really, really like balloons filled with jam.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:00, closed)
describing your sister as
Now she's a big girl, endowed with a generous quantity of what Derek and Clive referred to as "Busty Substances"

is a bit creepy
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:02, closed)
Oh christ. Take a look at the photos in his previous story...
....then take a look at this.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:18, closed)
I said jelly. Not jam. That would be weird.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:08, closed)

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:38, closed)
Ah now, it's lovely to have Bert back.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, closed)
I still reckon life should mean life, myself.

(, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:48, closed)
Yeah but...
...you could just go round to your sister's and take a picture of her tits, just to prove you're not lying.

Or odd, or anything.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:05, closed)

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