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Rotating Disembodied Head asks: Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? Tales of the old dressing up box, fancy dress parties and stealing panties off next door's line. Said too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37)
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No photos exist, unfortunately
My sister attended the 1987 World Sci-Fi convention, which was here in Brighton, dressed as Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI. She made a startlingly realistic third tit, from a white balloon filled with red jelly, and a three-cup bra, which was worn under a cleverly made cut-away top which hid the "join", but still exposed acres of flesh, both real and faked.

Now she's a big girl, endowed with a generous quantity of what Derek and Clive referred to as "Busty Substances", and it's safe to say that the costumes which her husband and I wore, as her bodyguards, got very little attention...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:44, 9 replies)
dude, why are you going on about your sister's tits so much?

(quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 11:58, closed)
to be fair.
He might just really, really like balloons filled with jam.
(speedevil, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:00, closed)
describing your sister as
Now she's a big girl, endowed with a generous quantity of what Derek and Clive referred to as "Busty Substances"

is a bit creepy
(quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:02, closed)
Oh christ. Take a look at the photos in his previous story...
....then take a look at this.
sandman-portraits.blogspot.co.uk/2010/07/fun-land.html
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:18, closed)
I said jelly. Not jam. That would be weird.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:08, closed)
Yeah, well MY SISTER'S TITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR SISTER'S TITS!!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:38, closed)
Ah now, it's lovely to have Bert back.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, closed)
I still reckon life should mean life, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:48, closed)
Yeah but...
...you could just go round to your sister's and take a picture of her tits, just to prove you're not lying.


Or odd, or anything.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:05, closed)

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