Workplace whistles
If you're one of those people who whistle at work - and we're talking office jobs here - I will hunt you down and I will cut you. You hear me? Stop fucking whistling you wanker.

Edit: Just found this out. A bunch of people at work have been given new phones. The default ring tone is an irritating whistle. No-one has changed it and no-one silences their phones. The cause of a great deal of recent stress to me has been a ring tone... so, on to people who don't silence their phone...
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:37, 5 replies)

Oh man, I hate it when people are happy at work.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:40, closed)

Don't get me started on people who chew gum

(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:14, closed)

There's a solution
I can't stand people whistling/humming/singing just one line from a song they've been earwormed by. It's not really their fault, but it's annoying.
So, rather than get upset, I start retaliating with the theme from The Great Escape.
Try it. Instantly knocks anything else out of their tiny mind. I once got the entire staff of a busy pub humming it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:49, closed)

Heh, may try that on the annoying girl who keeps loudly humming the chorus to "Call Me Maybe".
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:13, closed)

I do this
Sorry. I don't like it when people do it either (see my answer this week). I don't know I'm doing it though. It just happens. What makes it even worse is I can't whistle.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:01, closed)

Whistle while you work...

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:01, closed)

I sometimes do this...
... at work but mostly at home.

It drives my wife spare but I often don't consciously realise that I'm doing it. She says she feels guilty asking me to stop because it means I'm in a good mood but it really seems to drive her potty.

Can't understand it myself.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:04, closed)