Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Litter"I'm givin' someone a job, innit'
Well excuse me! There was me thinking that you were a thoughtless, selfish, lazy, ignorant, fat slob who couldn't be arsed to walk an additional two feet to place your Kentucky Fried Shit Family Bargain Bucket For One in a waste receptacle. Where as, you are in fact, a humanitarian and altruist on a par with Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and Sir Bob Geldof all rolled into one!
Clearly, I am the one with the fucking problem!
(, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 16:32, 3 replies)
They're right though.When our economy eventually goes to the wall and the unemployed become a vast majority, picking litter will be the only job left for most people. And it'll be unpaid.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 23:48,
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Wow!With thinking as random as that Gypyczippci you should really consider a career in politics.
I'm not sure it necessarily follows that if people drop more litter in the street more jobs will be created. Most councils have a limited budget for clearing up litter. If there are so many people employed clearing up litter, why are our streets infested with crap? What it would actually mean is higher council tax bills or some other service being cut to pay for it.
(, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 8:58, closed)
haha, yeahyeah
great
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 12:57,
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