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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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People at last orders
You had a full 10 minutes to get a round in. Why wait until the last bell and make me do a very large round, You complete and utter twunt.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 21:54, 9 replies)
I feel your pain!

(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 22:53, closed)
But people being pissed out their skulls being rational doesn't really happen does it?
I appreciate it sounds like you just want to get home and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 22:58, closed)
Umm.
Pissed?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 23:09, closed)
because i was chatting, and only the shout of last orders reminded me i needed to get a round in
I'm enjoying my night out, and you're being paid to serve me booze. shut up and pull my pints you miserable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 23:22, closed)
More annoying
are the people who do nothing but glare at you when you ring last orders but who leap to their feet and run to the bar and elbow strangers in the neck in order to wave a tenner at you saying "we've got time for another, yeah?" when you ring time. Bastard pisswanks, one and all.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 0:36, closed)
I will never forget the sight of my (then very slight) sister working at a bar in Gloucester, calling time, and at closing going around clearing up.
A group of four lads were really nursing it, and one had still got a full pint.

"See that off, or I will" said sis.

"Course you will, love" came the reply, to which she responded by downing said pint in one. "Now fuck off" she instructed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 11:02, closed)
It's worse when the carry their drink to the toilets, throw up and smash the glass, filling the bog with vomit and broken glass
...that the poor sod behind the bar has to clean up at midnight.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 15:10, closed)
Less chatting and more serving, barwench.
12 STELLAS! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 7 Oct 2012, 16:32, closed)
We should be more like the French
If there are enough people still there at last orders to constitute 'a very large round', stay open and keep serving until they stop buying.

If there's nobody there at 8 o'clock on a Monday night, shut up shop and go home rather than stay open and look sullen.
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 17:37, closed)

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