Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Any female who puts that Marilyn Monroe quote on their Facebook profileYou know the one.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
This is just them having an excuse to be irrationally mental
(, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 8:03, 5 replies)
Or anyone who uses that whole 'Marilyn Monroe was a size 16' as an excuse for being a whale. Look at her, she was not size 16 (at least not what we now call size 16. Modern day size 10 at most I reckon.) Now stop comparing yourself to someone that you in no way resemble.
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The ones who equate being fat with being a "real woman" are the best.What does that make smaller women? Unreal? Surreal? Hyper-real?
And besides, surely "real" by definition means "all shapes and sizes". It just doesn't seem very well thought through.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 12:32,
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Aye.Especially when "me at my best" merely means "me being marginally less irrationally mental for a few precious minutes"
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