people who discuss x-factor
like it has any kind of value at all on any level whatsoever.

it's a bunch of mongs mong stood on stage pleading with that utter cunt cowell to sign me to a contract that an indentured slave in the 1800s would have looked down on and crying 'aw, but it's me life' when they almost inevitably get told by another talent vacuum they arent going any further and it's back to the fryers at Mickey D's for them.

it's a show conceived by twats, for twats, and watched by twats. it bears about as much relation to a genuine talent contest as a packet of mixed nuts does to Broadmoor.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 22:38, 9 replies)

How can one not click the 'I like' button

( Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 23:02, closed)

But.
Tulisa's got great tits.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 23:09, closed)

A quick google search
shows that she also has a leaked sex tape of her giving a blowjob.

Hmmm....
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:24, closed)

On the plus side, it gives the women something to talk about.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 1:10, closed)

On the ironic side,
you're discussing The X-Factor.
( .Yeti., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 7:36, closed)

Yes.
But Tulisa's boobs...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 7:37, closed)

Exactly
It's possible to discuss Tulisa's boobs without ever mentioning any other aspect of her career.
( .Yeti., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:59, closed)

anyone
notice how bad her timing is?

She can't even do a straightforward 4-4 beat when she's slapping herself in the face with a cock.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:49, closed)

Well, yes, but...
...there isn't a video version of Autotune yet, is there?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:01, closed)