Driven to distraction by
Jacomo adverts.
It's not stylish or fashionable.
It's scruffy clothes for fat blokes.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:06, 5 replies)

Well if they'd just fucking said that
I'd have had some new pants off them weeks ago.
(Richeh, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:44, closed)

I always get the Jacamo advert while watching Youtube
What are they trying to tell me? I have a 32" waist thank you very much!
(kilt101, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:12, closed)

Nothing makes me hammer the mute button quite as fast as that slimy voice saying "whatever build you arrre, whatever shape or size..."

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 20:45, closed)

"whatever build you arrre, whatever shape or size..."
Theres always a tarpaulin to fit you.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 23:16, closed)

my favourite part was when they all went to the pub
And the good looking one of the three (just in case we might get worried they were homosexual, as everyone knows gays only hang out in pairs or on their own in checked shirts) before going up to "token" girl and not asking her out, getting into a conversation etc but saying something shit only for him to return to his chums and for them to guffaw like seals.

You can see the creative meeting/storyboard where disinterested girl ignored him only for him to blow her out, but that would have reflected badly on clothes as though they weren't good enough. She goes to him and gets rejected then bloke's gay. Bloke abandons mates them is wanker plus leaves two other men who might bun. All three pull too cheasy - so we're instead left with implausible, yet uncomical ad for a brand which niche was fashionable clothes for larger men but now is all things to all men.

Poor.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 2:18, closed)