Religious figures who've apparently never heard of Godwin's law
Like when the Pope came to Britain and compared secularism to the third reich - you know, the same third reich that his church supported and that he personally was a part of. Or when Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor went on the Today programme to make the same point. Or, more recently, George Carey comparing Christians in this country to Jews in the holocaust because the government wants to let gays marry each other.

Every time they come out with this crap the only way I can assuage my building anger is by imagining that they have heard of Godwin's law but that they're so fucking dense they've misunderstood it as, literally, "God wins".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:03, 25 replies)

BRILLIANT play on words here. A positively Wildean dexterity of language.
No wonder you're the toast of the Finsbury Park 'sk8' set.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:13, closed)

You thought "gate gate" was funny

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:19, closed)

Not for me the dizzy heights of the Finz-P intelligentsia.
Would that I were ever to be deemed worthy of such an accolade. Perhaps then I might be inducted into the 'inner sanctum' where I would be party to the SERIOUS robo-grot which patrons of 'I left my toys out' can only DREAM of.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:21, closed)

Oh give it a rest Monty, you tedious prick

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 19:32, closed)

I'm just guessing here
But maybe religious leaders waste their time on stupid things away from a computer screen... What fucking pwned l0zers, lmfao!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:24, closed)

Yeah! What w4nk3r5!!!!!!!!!
Prolly never wanked over a Transformer in their lives!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:26, closed)

There were rumours that the pope liked Starscream when he was a pre-teen robot
But that's probably just Autobot propaganda, which everyone knows is worse than the stuff that the Nazis used to spout.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:59, closed)

I've just realised that I read everything you post in a cross between Bruce Dickinson's and Colin Hunt's voice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:30, closed)

Just to be clear, I think you are a quite spectacular knob-end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:32, closed)

You're getting obsessed, Monty, old mate.
Just like Rory before you. Maybe you need to reassess your life.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:33, closed)

You have some kind of indefinable, magnetic charisma that just draws people to you.
I think it must be that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:36, closed)

I call it the spastic magnet

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:39, closed)

Oh YOU!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:48, closed)

Don't you fucking DARE diss the Holy Fuhrer you filthy untermensch.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:09, closed)

This guy's taking the fucking piss, Stuj.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:18, closed)

or you could ignore their point of view
you fucking tedious shitcunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:10, closed)

You seem upset

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, closed)

Oh give up. I'm starting to feel genuinely sorry for you now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:09, closed)

I'm getting the 134 into town if you want to come and sit next to me and spout semi-literate abuse there too
or I could just rely on the spastic magnet to attract a common or "street" nutter
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, closed)

To all above...
No defence here, just mere curiosity. What the hell did he do?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:01, closed)

Who God, the Pope, Hitler or EMV-1138?

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:36, closed)

I think in his mind he’s one of those wankers in ‘Spaced’.
Funnily enough in my mind he is, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:48, closed)

This? This is easy.
If, like me, you have a penchant and a bit of a weakness for winding up morons, just answer back to a couple of the perpetually upset little keyboard warriors that infest this place and soon enough they'll be lining up after everything you post to tell you how angry and cross they are.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 19:06, closed)