Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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When fucking celebs & (c)rappers decide to cash in even more…By allegedly ‘designing’ clothing lines / fragrances / energy drinks / restaurants etc. Wankers.
Take so-called ‘Dr Dre’ for example – (Whom I have serious reservations about his medical qualifications). Have you heard about his latest venture? It appears that he is going into the business of luxury funerals, with ‘blinged up’ caskets made into various shapes and sizes and carved out of some super solid material (the toughest known to man he says) to ensure the corpse inside will never deteriorate. Apparently ‘The Dr’ himself has lined up his own huge death memorial in this fashion, and when he throws a seven he will be placed inside this thing which to me looks just like a crappy old Transit. No thanks.
Anyhoo, I was ranting about this to my cockney mate in the pub only yesterday. I said: “Firstly, what the fuck? But secondly, how the blithering shagmonkeys can this guy attest to having invented the toughest material known to man? I mean what kind of scale is used to even measure that?” My mate then put me in my place when he informed me that to develop these things they had to create a brand new measurement called ‘Dre Van tomb ‘ardness’. It was around that point that I lost the will to live.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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Oh please noI was actually with you there, can't stand celebrity 'designers' myself.
Then the pun.
Take yourself off into a corner and give yourself a stern talking-to.
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Not enough...I intend to give myself a darn good thrashing :)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:09,
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Not too sure that live will be happy you've lost its will.
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Fuck ...OFF!!!!!!!!!!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Got me.You bastard. Have a click.
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