I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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Too drunk even to buy a hamburger
Many years ago, while excessively drunk, I failed to purchase a hamburger.
I had no cash left after buying a Mournblade album, signed photo and T-shirt following a gig at the Marquee club by the previously mentioned band (as if that wasn't a bad enough drunk purchase).
I was in the fast food place and tried to pay by cheque but I was unable to spell the name of the 'restaurant' and instead kept writing "haamburger" on the cheque. I still have the cheque and occasionally take it out to laugh at my spidery drunk handwriting.
It also took me four hours to walk the ten minute (downhill) journey from the tube station to home.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24, Reply)
Many years ago, while excessively drunk, I failed to purchase a hamburger.
I had no cash left after buying a Mournblade album, signed photo and T-shirt following a gig at the Marquee club by the previously mentioned band (as if that wasn't a bad enough drunk purchase).
I was in the fast food place and tried to pay by cheque but I was unable to spell the name of the 'restaurant' and instead kept writing "haamburger" on the cheque. I still have the cheque and occasionally take it out to laugh at my spidery drunk handwriting.
It also took me four hours to walk the ten minute (downhill) journey from the tube station to home.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24, Reply)
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