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not me, but hey, it amused me lots. On a birthday pub crawl for one of my mates (on which 3 people turned up, one being him, one being me, one being a random alcoholic friend) we decided it would be better if we just all got a double vodka and coke from the pubs we went to, one or two of those in each pub and we'd be nicely fucked. First pub, 2 double odkas each, second pub, i buy both rounds as there's an offer on, ends up costing me around £10 for 6 double odka and cokes. Random alcoholic mate agrees to buy 2 rounds at next pub. We stagger in there, it's a hotel pub thing, but still open to the general public.

True to his word, mate steps up to buy the first round, birthday boy decides he doesn't want any more to drink for a while so it's just 2 double vodka and cokes. think how much they cost in your area....

13 fucking quid. For 2 drinks. fucking joke. Plus, after they'd safely pocketed mate's money, they then have the audacity to ID us. Thankfully we all had it on us, otherwise the cunts would have made £13 for doing absolutely nothing. We decided against a second round.

We just went to the local corner shop, bought 3 cheap bottles of vodka, 2 bottles of coke and a big bag of crisps then headed to the beach.

2am after smashing 2 of the bottles of vodka, we got a lift home with an extremely pissed off parent.

Some lucky tramp probably picked up the 10 or so packs of crisps and half drank bottle of vodka.
(mrcheese989, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:25, Reply)