I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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After a night on the absinthe......I was in awoken at 5.00am by an irate Philipino 'lady of the night' who had been banging on my hotel room screaming blue murder. I told her to fuck off and that there had been some mistake.
I fell back on my bed and noticed a jazz mag opened to a page with a number for 'hot wet asian bitches' and that my phone had dialed that number. Oops.
Feeling really bad about the situation - and as a way of cheering her up - I called her to apologize and invited her back to suck me off. (I am not sure if she did return as I fell asleep again for another twelve hours.)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 16:46, Reply)
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