I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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What for dinner?Christmas Eve, friend and I are avoiding going to respective homes for as long as possible. Best plan? Go out and get twatted. Que wandering the streets at midnight looking for food. Wander into a Miss Millies (dodgy KFC), peruse menu, decide the best thing two people could eat would be 21 pieces of chicken and 10 portions of fries.
Wake up next day to two very large plates covered in cold congealed fat coated stripped bones and a somewhat heavy feeling in the stomach. Wave friend off feeling worse for ware and make way to christmas dinner with the folks. Walking in the door I ask the obvious question, what's for crimbo dinner? Yes indeed it's chicken, every mouthfull was a bad bad bad....
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 20:18, Reply)
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