I was drunk when I bought this
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
Last weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
( , Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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edible body paint.
you know how it is in those hick karaoke bars, with vending machines boasting a variety of bizarre things for a buck apiece. tampons, crap perfume, and so forth. this one's label said something like "sexy gadgets! surprise!" and had pictures of what looked like blowfish. why not? i thought. out came this fluorescent orange, apparently edible, but obviously toxic, paint. "strawberry flavour".
never did use it. probably for the best.
( , Tue 14 Jun 2005, 18:33, Reply)
you know how it is in those hick karaoke bars, with vending machines boasting a variety of bizarre things for a buck apiece. tampons, crap perfume, and so forth. this one's label said something like "sexy gadgets! surprise!" and had pictures of what looked like blowfish. why not? i thought. out came this fluorescent orange, apparently edible, but obviously toxic, paint. "strawberry flavour".
never did use it. probably for the best.
( , Tue 14 Jun 2005, 18:33, Reply)
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