Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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MY MISSUS... Oh fuck, I feel like Bernard Manning... But my missus... Well, it was her first night out after our sprog sprogged and she managed to piss up the stairs then fall into his Moses basket, breaking it into a billion pieces.
Luckily, I'd already smothered him earlier that night.
EDIT: I didn't really smother him.
I dropped him down the stairs.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:08, 2 replies)
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