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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Coming back from a fancy dress party
The theme being shipwrecked. My mother, in her infinite wisdom, has decided to wear nothing but a bokini wrapped in a windsurf sail. Much scrumpy had been consumed, and somehow she had aquirred a wodden tankard full of the stuff. She then decides to "borrow" a longboard from a 12 year old boy, drunkenly skatebaord down the middle of the road, whilst taking swigs and proclaiming loudly to everyone who could hear that her "apple juice had gone off".
I didn't know whether to feel proud or ashamed :/
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:54, 6 replies)
definitely proud.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:55, closed)
Click for Bokini
Not in Urbandictionary yet, was it a serendipitous typo?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:12, closed)
Duly edited :)

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:58, closed)
I liked Bokini - I imagined it was the sort of ill-fitting swimsuit a varicose-veined, ill-shaped older lady might wear.
I.e. like a bikini, but makes you boke (as in 'dry retch')

Please edit it back; you've coined a new word!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:19, closed)
Just because you gave it a description
I'll change it back. Might have to use that word now :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:48, closed)
No offence to your Mother

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:42, closed)

no offence Word
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, closed)
I think
that might be the best policy :P
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14, closed)
... although children over about 6 rarely seem either proud or amused by their parents.

Glad you put "bokini" back. I shall be helping spread the love of that one.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:07, closed)

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