my mate's dad
has, more than once, attempted to slip me the tongue when he's been pissed. he is a disgusting lecherous man-wrinkle. his whole family know he likes me, so they keep an eye on him when he's had a few.
no fucking need, i don't go anywhere NEAR him nowadays.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:54, 14 replies)

I've been told
that a swift kick in the nads is never forgotten - drunk or otherwise
(Appleseed Is getting married 24/05/2014. All invited., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:01, closed)

i've been very tempted
but he's paranoid schizophrenic and prone to extremely violent outbursts. avoiding him seems the easiest option.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:07, closed)

How? Just keep your lips clear of his surely?
I'd attempt to do the same btw.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:15, closed)

usually when they're going home
he'll come over to say goodbye, then "hug" me and try to ram his tongue down my throat.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:18, closed)

Class.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:22, closed)

he's always given me the creeps
now i know why.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:27, closed)

Nowadays, you say?
So what changed your opinion of him?
(dxg, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:52, closed)

he got worse
and my mate moved out
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, closed)

Not actually your parent then......does no one read the title of QOTW anymore??? Its bad enough the fucking image challenge turning into lolcats, now we've got random drunk people stories

and i bet you led him on you prick tease
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:20, closed)

it says drunk parents
not MY drunk parents
EDIT: after looking at your profile, i realise you are a cunt. therefore, i shall be ignoring you from now on. i suggest others do the same.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:38, closed)

im sorry im all out of fucks to give
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:52, closed)

and you never said he had kids, we now need proof
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, closed)

She said he was a mate's dad...
... it's there in the title.

How can you be a dad and not be a parent?
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)

is this trolling
or are you just a dick?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:08, closed)