Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Ollieis a drunk. He has two young children and told me this conversation with his wife he had recently one Sunday morning.
Ollie?
Yes?
You said you wouldn't drink too much last night.
That's right I only had a couple of drinks.
Are you sure?
Yes.
So why did little Tess find a turd in the middle of the kitchen floor this morning?
Oh no! It must have been the cat.
I don't think so.
Why not?
Because it had a sheet of used toilet roll next to it. :-/
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:55,
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We a Winner
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ImpressiveIf unpleasant.
*clicks tentatively and goes off to wash his hands*
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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