My mum
Was fond of a tipple or two - in fact, it got to be a serious problem. Hiding bottles in the linen cupboard, and all those alcoholic cliches. This was back when I was at school, and my folks were divorced and not really on speaking terms, so having to live with my mum wasn't ideal. No sir. She'd do crazy things when drunk, like lock me into the houses, or talk a lot of nonsense. She wasn't ill-meaning usually, it was just the drink talking, but it was crap to see her destroying herself, with Dad nowhere to be seen.

The crap she used to speak was the worst thing. It was hard to know whether to believe her sometimes - it's hard to realise your own mum talks a lot of cobblers, but I reached that point early on. She told me she'd killed a man, for example... that was probably the worst one. What are you supposed to say to that?

"Mommy killed him," she said. Absolute cobblers of course. The bastard had already killed two of my friends by that point.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:20, 11 replies)

What reference
am I missing here?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:06, closed)

I was just wondering that myself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:11, closed)

Famous horror film

(McChinaman banned, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:23, closed)

Details please.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:27, closed)

Well, aren't you helpful...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:30, closed)

Nightmare on Elm Street?

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:41, closed)

^
got it straight away
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:12, closed)

WINNNNNAR
Thought that one was easy.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:31, closed)

Based on a true story
Edit: no it wasn't
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, closed)

yes it was
Edit: no it wasn't
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, closed)

sad to say
i'd got it by "hiding bottles in the linen cupboard".
probably because i only watched it last week.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:26, closed)