Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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GI blowThe family used to gather at my grandparents every Christmas Eve for a cold meat and mash buffet (not forgetting every sort of pickled something or other) and some warm cans of bitter.
This was then followed by a visit to the local church for midnight mass. Where my eyes would water with the copious amounts of incense, and my feet would itch with having to stand up for hours. Thank the god that doesn’t exist that I’m an atheist now.
Anyway, one year, my granddad and the old man decided to hit the Navy Rum. This seemed to have quite an effect on my dad, who turned into a 15 year-old boy.
Come Christmas morning and I’m playing in the hallway with my new GI Joe toys (Rolling Thunder and Destro’s flyer) and dad appears from the bedroom (having missed breakfast).
Nothing spoils the mood like your dad vomiting like Linda Blair while you’re trying to ensure the GI Joe forces triumph over Cobra.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, 2 replies)
this wasnt the story i expected when i read the headlinerolling thunder was ace tho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TfJN2GqZ0s check out that mutha!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:22, closed)
I've gottonnes of the stuff in the loft. Waiting until it garners some worth before selling it.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:56, closed)
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