Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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One christmas eve when I was a young 'un and the folks had their work parties I lay in bed thinking I could hear santas sleigh bells but it was just my dad undoing his belt behind me.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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zzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppdid he take you for a gay ride aswell before emptying his sack for you ?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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ya see, that's how it's done.kwollitee!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:09,
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click for you, sirgetting buggered by your dad... Worthy of two clicks if i could. I just hope he was good and you were bad, very very very bad...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:22,
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so bad he cried...tears ain't such a good lubricant...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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but better than the dribbly snota young child chucks out when theyre very scared and locked in a cellar... Apparently
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SpankyHanky, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:31,
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Bloodis a natural lubricant.
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