
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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and as such I have no anecdotes I can relate here.
Sorry about that.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:48, 10 replies)

Or just drone out another mundane tale of your life that's tenuously related to the question.
Don't you know how this place works?
You fucking ruiner. I hate you. I'm telling your mum. When she sobers up. The hopeless fucking lush.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:54, closed)

growing up with teetotal parents has led to me ruining questions on the internet. I might kill myself.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:57, closed)

what's a good way of topping yourself nowadays? If only my parents were drunks, they could've beaten me to death as a child, or accidently run me over after necking a bottle of voddy, the inconsiderate fuckers.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)

You could just sit around contemplating your shitness on a cheap wooden chair until the life just dribbles out of you with boredom.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:05, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololol
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:12, closed)

You should be ashamed. You're at least as bad as Hitler.
( , Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:30, closed)
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