My parents don't drink
and as such I have no anecdotes I can relate here.

Sorry about that.
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:48, 10 replies)

Make something up then.
Or just drone out another mundane tale of your life that's tenuously related to the question.

Don't you know how this place works?

You fucking ruiner. I hate you. I'm telling your mum. When she sobers up. The hopeless fucking lush.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:54, closed)

I'm a terrible cunt
growing up with teetotal parents has led to me ruining questions on the internet. I might kill myself.
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:57, closed)

Nobody will miss you.
You awful awful shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:57, closed)

Right, I'm gonna do it
what's a good way of topping yourself nowadays? If only my parents were drunks, they could've beaten me to death as a child, or accidently run me over after necking a bottle of voddy, the inconsiderate fuckers.
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)

Are they Quakers?
You could just sit around contemplating your shitness on a cheap wooden chair until the life just dribbles out of you with boredom.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:05, closed)

No they barely wobble at all!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololol
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:12, closed)

I don't think this is any place for this sort of religious intolerance.
You should be ashamed. You're at least as bad as Hitler.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:30, closed)

Do they want to adopt a daughter? hehe
( Bathory, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:43, closed)

Are you saying his parents don't love him?
How horrid!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:14, closed)

And I can't think of a witty reply.
Coincidence, eh?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:08, closed)