Or you could stop reading it
unless of course you are tied to your computer chair with your eyes held open in a clockwork orange style?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, 1 reply)

Yeah!
That's told him!

He's a nasty piece of work. It's almost as if he doesn't realise that b3ta is a counselling website for the terminally self-involved.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:25, closed)

I think there should be a rule whereby if you post a story on QOTW that is anything other than an attempt at comedy, you should be banned.
The morbid, depressed, fat mental messes are what has made this place shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:29, closed)

I mean come on, it's proper fucking shit when that bird on Radio 1 does it as well,
you'd think people would learn.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)

Hahaha "learning" hoohahahaha.
That's a good one. These messes learning? Hooooohahahahahaaaaamysides.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:48, closed)

now now
even the worst rubbish that is posted on here is better than 90% of the content on Radio 1
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:22, closed)

Fascist.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:43, closed)

Awww, diddums.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:03, closed)

You genuinely don't understand this website, do you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:34, closed)

Ooooh, thread deletion! Touched a nerve, did I? Trolled the troll?
Yes, actually, I do understand it quite well. I've been here about as long as you have, and have been a pretty active member during that time.

It's you that seems to have the problem understanding it. This isn't /b/, it's a bit less of an armpit than that, despite your best efforts. This particular board is meant for telling stories. What sort of stories emerge depends upon the question asked. Some weeks they're consistently funny, some weeks they tend to be a bit more serious. Don't like it? Then fuck off back to /talk. This board is clearly not to your tastes. *shrug*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:39, closed)

It's meant for FUNNY stories.
That's the key word that you joy vacuums seem unable to grasp. Funny. Fu. Nny. Look it up. It's not particularly complicated. Not even for some prick whose main schtick is faux condescension and tediously long answers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:56, closed)

I'm talking about you there by the way.
I realise that sort of rhetoric probably passes waaaaay over your pretty little head so I thought I'd spell it out.

You're the joy vacuum and the prick. Hope this helps. Kiss kiss. Grow a cock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:57, closed)

Awww.


Get a grip, Skippy. You're taking things waaaay too seriously.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04, closed)

If you don't learn a new trick then the big boys will stop playing with you.
Skippy?

Christ you're thick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:36, closed)

Heheheh.
Somehow I knew that this morning you'd be back here, still angrily banging away.

O NOES!!! THERE'S A BOARD ON B3TA THAT HAS PPL I DONT LIKE!!!11!

Like I said, fuck off back to /talk and save yourself the aggravation. Now run along, there's a good fellow...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:27, closed)

Awwwww,
Who's a clever boy? Yes he is! Yes he is!
Does he want a Bob Martens? Good dog! Good dog!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:04, closed)