Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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My old man maintains a fairly steady daily intake with occasion blipsOne time he staggered into the bog to puke, fell forward and smashed his nose on the rim of the toilette. I missed seeing that, but I did get to see him returning to the living room clutching his knackered nose mumbling
"owwwww my alleyway"
Christ knows what he thought he was saying.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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