my dad and I....
...once had a heart to heart about how we each drink too much and how it does us no good, I only found out a month or so after as we were both so arseholed neither of us could actually remember it.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:49, 4 replies)

You remember the post-pub fuck though, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:51, closed)

I think what the doctor is saying is
if you wake up in the morning walking like john wayne, it ain't because you've been horse riding
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:50, closed)

I can't believe you're calling his father a rapist.
You should be banned from the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:16, closed)

so says ring of fire...
...resident expert on bums.

So yeah, the story basically goes that my dad and I got drunk at home on Christmas day, we had a chat about drinking, then had sex on the way home from the pub, which we didn't go to because it was Christmas and the pub was closed, and then forgot about it, and I thought the best thing about this all was some stuff that we'd said.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:27, closed)