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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Sink Pissing
Personally, I live in a house with 1 bathroom, located on the upper floor. There are woods behind my house but in the winter it's pretty cold out not to mention the snow. Therefore, it stands to reason, especially while plastered, that if the bathroom upstairs is occupied, it is much quicker and easier to take a quick leak in the sink. Out of respect, I will not do so if there are dishes in the sink, but we usually stack the dishes on the counter so the sink sits empty. If at all possible, I will make my way down into the basement and use the laundry tub instead, as it seems meant for such things.
I live on a military base and have been told by all my male neighbours and close friends that they all do it too, so it seems rather common.
The houses on the base were built in the 60s and it's been suggested that not a single laundry tub on the base has not been used in this fashion at one point or another.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:41, 1 reply)
So basically, you're a lazy dirty cunt?

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:18, closed)

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(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:24, closed)
Sterile it might be,
but you really don't want it all over your house.

The splashback alone will quickly give rise to an unpleasant stench, leading visitors to assume that your are either a dirty cunt, or sadly incontinent.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:08, closed)

true, but it can happen quite by accident, no-one to blame...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, closed)

Aye, and bleach helps the smell go away.

Also, it doesn't smell so strong if you actually hydrate properly, numpty.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:37, closed)

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