Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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I got drunk and fell asleep in the sun onceand that's why I don't have any kidneys
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19,
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I had devilled kidneys for lunch.Coincidence?
bush dun 911
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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did you wake up in a bath full of ice with 10 million turkish lira in the sink?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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No. I'd forgotten my suncream and they just evaporated.(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:33,
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see AB's surefire cure below.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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You can cure that by necking a bottle of vodka...(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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Fuck a post box, your lung falls out.Lick an envelope, lose an eye, minimum.
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SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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