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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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This is all I have this week, so eat it!!!! -
My Dad rarely gets drunk in front of the family; however there was a time in the 70’s when he was a bit of a wild child. He was into punk and had a fairly large Mohican at the time, made up of a lot of different colours and rather large.

Anyways he was travelling back from a gig in London on a train and a bit worse for wear. Opposite him sat an oldish type of chap that was just staring at my dad’s hair. After about ten minutes of him wondering why this old chap was staring at him, he decided that he wasn’t going to take it anymore and piped up with

“What are you staring out old man have you never done anything crazy before in your life?”

To which the old man replied, without a pause.

“Got drunk once and had sex with a Cockatiel I was just wondering if you were my son?”
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:33, 14 replies)
Old chestnut is old.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, closed)
Well it was from the 70's
So it's a bit stale...Eat it!!!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, closed)
Ah right.
Sorry ... I thought you were telling this as an actual anecdote about your father.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, closed)
Apologies excepted
My dad liked Jazz.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, closed)
...but funny lies.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, closed)
Nice one
I thought someone would work it out in the first few seconds :)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:53, closed)
Hahahahaha nice one.
Back in the day I think the best I scored was turning up on my mate's doorstep and his dad asking me "Ri---ight ... so - what have you come as?"
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:19, closed)
At least your friends dad was amusing, my dad used to ask one of my school mates if he was holy because he used to always have holes in his school sweater *groan*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:27, closed)
one of my mates was a bit of a goth for a while
(read as: trying to get into a goth girl's pants) and as such wore some stupid clothes.

The best was a t-shirt shaped, black string vest. When another mate's dad saw him he said, with a serious expression "you look like a twat"
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:53, closed)
I tend to agree with the dad there.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:07, closed)
I shall be stealing this...
.. for use when my girls get a little older.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, closed)
I thought he was suppose to have sex with a peacock...
...but hey ho, your "story"
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:37, closed)
I thought the original was a parrott, same thing I guess.
But he ho my "story" Although my effort wasn't that subtle, you will usually find that a lot of jokes are just re-hashes of jokes from the past.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)
I lol'd
First time I'd heard that one.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:45, closed)

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