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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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If I were really churlish here I'd point out that I've had stories featured in both the newsletter and the short-lived radio thing
whereas your answers read like ... well ... fuck knows what they read like ... I'm not going to bother reading something half a page long.

The reply button is the source of both the neediness and the seedy stalking and the general atmosphere of a support group at a hospice for the terminally dull.

edit: although looking at your user number that is presumably what attracted you to the site in the first place so fair enough
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:36, 1 reply)
I read that as
My stories were great, yours are rubbish, even though I very rarely write half a page. For someone that is just up for a laugh, that sounds like your going on the attack.

The FAQ's on the site say anything goes, just don't make it boring. Your constant bleating on about what B3ta should be about is easily the most boring thing on here by a cuntry mile and your replies sound like the very stalky weirdos you talk about, especially when you are replying in the same minute the OP has gone down. leave that refresh button alone and write something creative, interesting and funny. Unlike me, you clearly have the time to do this.

Write more Shambolic show people how it's done the constant bleating is worse than the needy posts mate.... Lurrvs you.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:57, closed)
Fortunately everybody else here can read.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:01, closed)
I can't, you heartless bastard

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:20, closed)
I'm only 12 and what is this?

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:24, closed)
haha that
was churlish to childish in a blink of an eye.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:50, closed)

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