The saddest part about my childhood...
Is that dad would blow chunks before he went to the pub.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:05, 9 replies)

Was chunks the name of your pet dog?

(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:34, closed)

bin dun and an old crap joke.
( Vambo, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:06, closed)

As you well know, somebody belse posted this earlier.
It wasn't funny then. By repeating it, you're not being clever, or ironic, or funny. You're being a fucking idiot.

In fact. you're being a latecoming, bandwagon jumping, imagination free, repetitive prick.

Some people make criticism of shit posts interesting. You don't.

Can I respectfully suggest you fuck off until you either think of something funny to say or, more sensibly, contribute something you have thought of.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:36, closed)

There's nothing quite like
Sitting on the fence, is there?
(2_Killer_Mockingbirds Listened to all the same songs on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:08, closed)

May I suggest
That this effort here is a play on the original
( rofl harris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:41, closed)

Sadder than your failure to grow up into a worthwhile human being?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:31, closed)

Your mum was that ugly too?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:43, closed)

Has everyone missed it?
This is slightly different to the original one posted 10 posts below. emphasis on "before"... Thought I'd point that out before any threw an eppy... woops, too late!
(stubbledchin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:44, closed)

We're all idiots.
Idiots.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)