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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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yes.
churchill called hitler a whiny attention seeker and hitler flounced.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, 1 reply)
closely followed out of the room by Mussolini and the Japanese
all mincing, and all vowing never to speak to Churchill again.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, closed)
Historical fact.
As evinced in Hitler's work "You are SO not going to believe what that bastard said to me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, closed)
Where was Stalin when this was happening?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, closed)
Wanking and crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)
The fucking nonce.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, closed)

Just for the record there is an official term for the crying wank - the crank.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, closed)

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