Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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I went on holiday with my mates folks when I was a teenager. We came home late to find his dad on the balcony having drunk most of a bottle of whisky. As me and my mate chatted, he disappeared in the kitchen and came out with a saucepan. I wondered what the fuck he was doing, when he put his hand into the saucepan which was full of cold mashed potato, scooped a handful and threw it at some guy in the street. Then dived on the floor, pissing himself.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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