
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Fuck me, if I was a /talktard I'd be upset too
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, 4 replies)

Ha - beat you to it. I win the entire internet.
Edit - jayzuz you're quick off the mark
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:16, closed)

it's taken them years to come up with something as witty as "cheers"
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)

Aha - I see you seem to be a Talk bod and a QOTW bod, perhaps you can explain how we can all live in harmony? And also solve the middle east crisis? Thanks.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, closed)

356 posts over knocking on 6 years does not make me a qftw bod. Get right to fuck.
Cheers.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)

especially as you rarely post a relevant story on qotw... Maybe you should post here more regularly and raise the level of discourse...
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:25, closed)

People could learn from me, you know.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, closed)

You're like their favourite bezzy mate and they kiss you and everything.
edit: cheers
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:26, closed)

after all, no-one has set up a fan sockpuppet account for him, have they?
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:28, closed)

No accusations of noncery for now. You seem to be intent on causing MASSIVE OUTRAGE which no doubt helps you get your cheap kicks. It's probably better for your health than sniffing glue, but you can come across as a bit of a honey-monster-molesting-loltastic-highly-perplexing-mega-spastic.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:28, closed)

On reflection that's probably a good option - thanks for the tip.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:31, closed)
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