Nobody is answering the question properly.
This is about Ebay. It says "Show us your drunk eBay wins". So none of this 'buy it now' shit either.

We have a week to regale each other with amusing anecdotes about the times we got drunk and bought things on EBAY.

I'll start us off.

I got drunk and bought a mousemat on Ebay.

OK, you can go ahead now.
(username failed moderation, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, 5 replies)

Confession time.
I didn't buy a mousemat on Ebay, I made it up, because I wanted to be part of the crowd.

I just want to, you know, . . belong.

Sorry.
(username failed moderation, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:04, closed)

you cunts have been around other dull cunts for so long you've developed dull cunt pride

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, closed)

yeh being a dull cunt appears to be catching

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:40, closed)

All stories about buying something on eBay while drunk,
turn out to be stories about buying something on eBay while drunk.
How else can they possibly end?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:15, closed)

Quite!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:22, closed)