If you're in the habit of getting drunk on your own in front of the computer you've probably got more to worry about than buying stuff on ebay.

( Zuowan, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:08, 5 replies)

:(
TERRIBLE BULLYING!
BANHAMMER ZOUWAN!
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE STILL HASN'T SENT ME THE CONTAINER-LOAD OF DING-A-LIKES I BOUGHT OFF HIM A FEW YEARS BACK!
WORST. EBAY SELLER. EVER!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 0:49, closed)

Not that I'm defending this utterly shit qotw
but it is possible to buy crap off the internet when drunk, without it having to be after and evening spent drinking your way through 2 bottles of Aldi 3.99 red wine, and mournfully wanking over bleak amateur porn.

You can in fact go out with hundrends of friends in your Honda Accord, have sex with supermodels and your mum (she is a bit of a goer by all accounts) do MASSIVE DRUGS and rock up home at 4am with the mental capacity of a teaspoon and think I'll just have a little look on ebay

Hilarity ensues
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 8:50, closed)

^drunk in front of the computer with a can of tennants.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:15, closed)

I don't judge your
hobbies/social activities, don't judge mine. And that is exactly what I told my children.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:27, closed)

There's those things called phones tablets and laptops you can have with you when in social environments (god forbid) that have been capable of dealing with sites like eBay for about a decade now or do you think all computers are Dell P4 XP boxes that were rescued from skips?
(Benzyl, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:03, closed)